Taking In A Baseball Game

I Prefer The Old Theaters Because The Audience Is... Trapped.

The Best Revenge Is Living Well.

I Love How You Just Make Coffee And Then Somehow Something Gets Done.

Let's Examine The Dog Mind: Every Time You Come Home, He Thinks It's Amazing. He Can't Believe That You've Accomplished This Again. You Walk In The Door. The Joy Of It Almost Kills Him. "he's Back Again! It's That Guy! It's That Guy!"

Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought To Have To Be Lied To.