Take Care Of Him. And

Never Underestimate The Stimulation Of Eccentricity.

The Body Of A Young Woman Is God's Greatest Achievement...of Course, He Could Have Built It To Last Longer But You Can't Have Everything.

Money Brings Some Happiness. But After A Certain Point, It Just Brings More Money.

Everyone Thinks They Can Write A Play; You Just Write Down What Happened To You. But The Art Of It Is Drawing From All The Moments Of Your Life.

A Lot Of Your Personality Is Formed Before You're 12, Obviously, But Only A Few Of My Plays Use Characters From My Childhood. The More Mature Plays Are Affected Only By My Adult Experiences.