Surfing Should Be Called "foam-choking"

People Don't Realize That The Future Is Just Now, But Later.

No One Shuts Their Laptop After Looking At Pornography And Says, 'what A Productive Time I Just Spent Connecting With The World!'

When I Was Growing Up, I Thought I'd Be A Lot Happier If I Was Famous And Successful And If I Had Money.

Im Happy To Be A Part Of The Conversation, If More Young People Are Talking About Fracking Instead Of Twerking Were Heading In The Right Direction. The People That Govern Us Dont Want An Active Population Who Are Politically Engaged, They Want Passive Consumers Distracted By The Spectacle Of Which I Accept I Am A Part.

I Also Quite Like To Be Recognized By Children; I Find It Sweet.