Surely A King Who Loves

Always Be Civil To The Girls, You Never Know Who They May Marry' Is A Aphorism Which Has Saved Many An English Spinster From Being Treated Like An Indian Widow.

Nothing Makes People Crosser Than Being Considered Too Old For Love.

I Love Children, Especially When They Cry For Then Someone Takes Them Away.

I Have Only Ever Read One Book In My Life, And That Is White Fang. It's So Frightfully Good I've Never Bothered To Read Another.

English Doctors Have Killed 3/4 Of My Friends & The Joke Is The Remaining 1/4 Go On Recommending Them, So Odd Is Human Nature.