Sunburn Is Very Becoming -

I'll Go Through Life Either First Class Or Third, But Never In Second.

There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner, There Are Dark Clouds Travelling Through The Sky, And It's No Good Whining, About A Silver Lining, For We Know From Experience They Won't Roll By...

She Had Much In Common With Hitler, Only No Mustache.

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.

Grab It While You Can — Grab Every Scrap Of Happiness While You Can