Suddenly, Madness Was Everywhere, And

As I Glanced At The Phraseology Of The Research Report, Dull And Unfathomable To Outsiders Like Me, I Thought That If You Have The Ambition To Become A Villain, The First Thing You Should Do Is Learn To Be Impenetrable. Don’t Act Like Blofeld—monocled And Ostentatious. We Journalists Love Writing About Eccentrics. We Hate Writing About Impenetrable, Boring People. It Makes Us Look Bad: The Duller The Interviewee, The Duller The Prose. If You Want To Get Away With Wielding True, Malevolent Power, Be Boring.

Most Goat-related Military Activity Is Still Highly Classified.

Suddenly, Madness Was Everywhere, And I Was Determined To Learn About The Impact It Had On The Way Society Evolves. I've Always Believed Society To Be A Fundamentally Rational Thing, But What If It Isn't? What If It Is Built On Insanity?

I'm Not What You'd Call A Fearless Type Of Person.

Obviously, I Like To Write Stories That Are Page-turners. But I Always Try My Very, Very Hardest To Be As Factually True As Possible.