Subversion Is What I Do.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

You Get Interviewed When You're Out Promoting Something.

What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell? Dung!

The Minister Of Transport Issued This Appeal To Motorists: Can Anyone Give Him A Lift To Leicester?

My Father, Who Was A Sergeant In The Raf During The Second World War, Was Killed In A Hitchhiking Accident While Returning Home On Compassionate Leave. As A Result, My Mother Had To Get Work, As A Nurse, And At Seven The Raf Put Me Into A Boarding School And Ex-orphanage Called The Royal Wolverhampton School.