I Recently Attended A Pro-drug

I've Never Thought Of Myself As A Hoity-toity Cultural Critic.

I Love Tinkle, It's Really The Most Fun I've Had In Years.

Maybe If You Live In Brooklyn, You Don't Need To Hear That? But Please, Trust Me, In Most Of America, They Do Need To Hear It. And They're Quite Thankful That Somebody Came Out And Did It. For An Hour And A Half In That Theater, For Once, They're In The Majority.

I've Had Plenty Of Negative Reviews. I Have My Entire Life.

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.