I Recently Attended A Pro-drug

I'll Think Of The Idea And Then I'll Write Something Down, Then Within That There Will Be A Joke Or Two Which Is The Original Thing Which I Thought Was Funny.

Because You've Been On Dates Where Y'know, You Forget To Open Your Eyes And Wear Pants And Speak English.

A Verbose, Prosaic Review Which Mentions Whistling Winds And The Timeless Feeling Of Jade Doesn't Mean Anything To Me; I Don't Need A Novella Telling Me About How An Album Is Like A Fine Meal.

I'm Not Going To Benefit From Free College Education, But I Think All Those Things Are Good For The Country.

Ive Got A Lot Of Friends There And There Is Stuff To Do But As Much As I Dislike La I Really Like Living And Working In New York City.