I Recently Attended A Pro-drug

I'm Going To Keep Talking About What I Think Is Interesting For My Entire Career. If You Want To Hear About How Women Do A Lot Of Shoe Shopping Or How Being Married Sucks, Go See The Guy Who Does Jokes About That. But If You Come To See My Live Show, There's Going To Be 20 Minutes On Religion For The Rest Of My Life, Probably. If That Makes Me A Caricature, So Be It.

I Do Lots Of Other Drugs But I Smoke Pot Maybe 5-10 Times A Year Now. I Used To Smoke It All The Time, But I Don't, And I Haven't For Awhile. That's Just Because It Makes Me - And I'm Not Saying This About Everybody Else - But It Makes Me Kind Of Dumb And Self-conscious.

I Was Born Jewish, But I Am An Atheist. I Dont Believe In God.

I Went To A Bunch Of Marches In New York And Washington, And You Know I Believe In The Cause, But To March With Those People Takes A Lot Of Compromise On My End.

I Am Against The War, But I Do Support Our White Troops. No, I'm Kidding, I'm Kidding. I'm Not A Republican. I'm Not A Member Of The Party Of Inclusion. Wonderful, Tolerant, Rational Human Beings They Are.