Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

If Mankind Were Only Just What They Pretend To Be, The Problem Of The Millennium Would Be Immediately Solved.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.