Stupidity Gets Up Early; That

Talent Is Often A Defect In Character.

Culture Is The Tacit Agreement To Let The Means Of Subsistence Disappear Behind The Purpose Of Existence.

Education Is What Most Receive, Many Pass On, And Few Possess.

Journalist: A Person Without Any Ideas But With An Ability To Express Them; A Writer Whose Skill Is Improved By A Deadline: The More Time He Has, The Worse He Writes.

If Something Is Stolen From You, Don't Go To The Police. They're Not Interested. Don't Go To A Psychologist Either, Because He's Interested In Only One Thing: That It Was Really You Who Did The Stealing.