Strictly Speaking, The Land Does

Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Had Gone And Tomorrow May Never Come

Television Is More Interesting Than People. If It Were Not We Should Have People Standing In The Corner Of Our Room.

Since Both Its National Products, Snow And Chocolate, Melt, The Cuckoo Clock Was Invented Solely In Order To Give Tourists Something Solid To Remember It By.

In The Days When The Keepers Of The House Shall Tremble, And The Strong Men Shall Bow Themselves, And The Grinders Cease Because They Are Few, And Those That Look Out Of The Windows Be Darkened, I Know One Boy Who Won't Be Sweating. I Intend To Raise My Coffin-lid Briskly, Throw A Few Things Into An Overnight Bag, And, Whistling Something Appropriate, Prepare To Meet My Maker.

A Humorist Tells Himself Every Morning, "i Hope It's Going To Be A Rough Day." When Things Are Going Well, It's Much Harder To Make The Right Jokes.