Strangely Enough I'm Better On

I've Always Enjoyed Sex Scenes, Though You're Not Really Supposed To. The Classic Answer Is, 'oh, It's Not Sexy At All Because There Are So Many Technicians Standing Around.' But I've Always Found Them Extremely Arousing.

Now [after Doing Pilates], I Have Muscles Of Steel And Could Easily Deal With Giving Birth.

But When You're A Celebrity, You Discover That You're No Longer The Pursuer, But The One Being Pursued. That's One Of The Disappointments I Have Had Since Becoming A Single Man.

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

You Know Everyone Loves To Be The Villain.