Stephenie Meyer: Her Vampires Are

Inside, I Was Like: "ha, Suck My Spiky Rubber Strap-on, Vampyre Hunter!

Most Of Us Don't Live Our Lives With One, Integrated Self That Meets The World, We're A Whole Bunch Of Selves.

Ack! Parables. I Hate Parables.

You're Going To Break My Heart, Aren't You?

The Netherworld Is Timeless And Unchanging, And Boring -- Much Like A Doctor's Waiting Room.