Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.

I'm So Jealous Of People Who Have Crushes On People They Go To School With, Or Work With. That's Such A Blessing. You Actually Get To See Them All The Time And Spend Time With Them.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

Sometimes You Gotta Work A Little, So You Can Ball A Lot.