Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy

After You Do A Joke A Few Times, You Have Material That You Know Works. Although Sometimes I Have A Joke That Has Worked A Bunch Of Times And Then One Night It’ll Flop. And That’s When I Really Take A Hard Look At Myself And Say: "well, That Crowd Is Obviously Wrong. That Crowd Has Absolutely No Idea What It’s Talking About."

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

Everyone's First Thought Is "these Women Are Going To Take Advantage Of You" Or "someone's Only Going To Date You Because You're Famous." That Stuff's Not Really An Issue Because That's Super-easy To See Through.

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.