Stand Firm, Don't Flutter!

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.

Singularity In The Right Hath Ruined Many; Happy Those Who Are Convinced Of The General Opinion.

Eyes And Priests Bear No Jests.

If Time Be Of All Things The Most Precious, Wasting Time Must Be The Greatest Prodigality.

When Religion Is Good, It Will Take Care Of Itself. When It Is Not Able To Take Care Of Itself, And God Does Not See Fit To Take Care Of It, So That It Has To Appeal To The Civil Power For Support, It Is Evidence To My Mind That Its Cause Is A Bad One.