Somewhere Near You, Somebody Right

Investigators Have Discovered That Dogs Can Laugh, Which Can't Be Too Big Of A Surprise.

George W. Bush Broke A Mold Four Years Ago: Even Though He Lost The Popular Vote, He Governed As If He Had Won By Acclamation.

Well, We Can't Afford Blindness Anymore. There Are Tens Of Thousands Of Thugs Who Loathe Liberty And Love Death, And Want To Annihilate Western Civilization.

It Serves Notice That President Bush Is Serious About Promoting Freedom, Because Free Societies Are A Lot More Peaceable Than Dictatorships And Monarchies.

I Hate To Tell You, But It's Not Always Pretty Up There On Capitol Hill And There Have Been Other Scandals As You Know That Have Been More Than Simply Naughty E-mails.