Sometimes Your Friends Are Your

We Take It For Granted We Know The Whole Story - We Judge A Book By Its Cover And Read What We Want Between Selected Lines.

If Love Is Blind I Guess I'll Buy Myself A Cane

Be Bitter, Stay Angry, And Blame Everyone!

I'm Not God But If I Were God, ¾ Of You Would Be Girls, And The Rest Would Be Pizza And Beer.

I'd Just Like To Say That I Have A Personal Disgust For Small Dogs, Like Poodles. I Have Some Serious Physical Problems With Them. Everything About Them Means I Must Kill Them. I Must.