Sometimes You Try To Help

I’m Supposed To Figure Out If The Glass Is Half Full Or Half Empty,” I Told Her. Without A Moment’s Hesitation, In A Split Second, My Grandmother Shrugged And Said: “it Depends On If You’re Drinking Or Pouring.

Gray Hair Is God's Graffiti.

Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone ... He Must Have Peanut Butter.

You Also Notice That The Right Side Of Your Face Feels Like It's Sliding Off Of Your Skull. And Your Bottom Lip Is In Your Lap!

'don't Worry About Senility', My Grandfather Used To Say.