Sometimes You Need To Know

Sleep And I Do Not Have A Good Relationship. We Have Never Been Good Friends. I Am Constantly Chasing Sleep And Then Pushing It Away. A Good Night's Sleep Is My White Whale. Like Ahab, I Am Also A Total Drama Queen About It. I Love To Talk About How Little Sleep I Get. I Brag About It, As If It Is A True Indication Of How Hard I Work.

It's Nice To Be Short, Because People Expect Less From You.

Most Of The Women In Your Life Will Outlast The Men In Your Life. The Saturday Night Live Ladies - Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Tina - And I Text Pictures Of Our Kids Back And Forth All The Time. It Keeps Us Connected. As My Nanny Used To Say, The Older You Get, The More Important It Is To Know People That Knew You When.

Whenever I Read Stories Of People Doing Huge Pranks On Set, All I Think Is, 'these People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands.' Besides, I Don't Want To Make Some Poor Assistant Clean Up Someone's Trailer After I've Filled It With, Say, Cadbury Eggs. See? I Can't Even Think Of A Good Prank.

The Earlier You Learn That You Should Focus On What You Have, And Not Obsess About What You Don't Have, The Happier You Will Be.