Sometimes, When It Is Going

And You Stupid, Stupid Woman, Stupid For Caring, Stupid For Thinking That He Cared.

Failure And Unhappiness Is Easier Because You Can Make A Joke Out Of It.

Sometimes I Wish That I Hadn't Learned How To Crochet," I Say, And Alice Laughs. Obviously She Thinks I'm Joking, Which Is Maybe For The Best.

He's Laughing Me Into A Stupor, She Thought. I Could Heckle, I Suppose, I Could Throw A Bread Roll At Him, But He's Eaten Them All. She Glanced At The Other Diners, All Of Them Going Into Their Act, And Thought Is This What It All Boils Down To? Romantic Love, Is This All It Is, A Talent Show? Eat A Meal, Go To Bed, Fall In Love With Me And I Promise You Years And Years Of Top Notch Material Like This?

Why Can’t You Just Love Me? Why Can’t You Just Be In Love With Me?