Sometimes This High-tech World Calls

It's Very Difficult To Stay Angry When A Room Full Of Bald Guys In Orange Robes Start Giggling. Buddhism.

He Has The Attention Span Of A Hummingbird.

If They'd Been Dogs, They Would Have All Been In The Yard Eating Grass And Trying To Yak Up Whatever Was Making Them Feel So Lousy. Not A Bone Gnawed, Not A Ball Chased-all Tails Went Unwagged. Oh, Life Is A Fast Cat, A Short Leash, A Flea In That Place Where You Just Can't Scratch.

Devil's Food?" You Can Only Eat So Much White Cake, My Friend.

Like God's Own Chocolate, I'd Lick Her Shadow Off A Hot Sidewalk