Sometimes My Dad Even Gets

A Christian Will Say... "i Believe God Created Me In One Day" Yeah, Looks Liked He Rushed It.

It's An Insane World, And I'm Proud To Be A Part Of It.

If You Are Living For Tomorrow, You Will Always Be One Day Behind.

What Kind Of People Are These With Such Low Self-esteem That They Need A War To Feel Better About Themselves?

I Got This Big Fear Of Doing Smoking Jokes In My Act And Showing Up Five Years From Now Goin' [puts Mic To His Neck And Speaks As If He Had A Mechanical Larynx] 'good Evening Everybody, Remember Me, Smoking's Bad. [puts Cigarette To Neck And Mimics Smoking It] Eeww. You Ever Seen Somebody Do That? I've Seen Someone Do That. Let Me Tell You Something — If You're Smoking Out Of A Hole In Your Neck [mimics It Again] I'd Think About Quitting. And That's Just Me, Ya Know.