Sometimes It Is Better To

Rincewind Gave His Fingers A Long Shocked Stare, As One Might Regard A Gun That Has Been Hanging On The Wall For Decades And Has Suddenly Gone Off And Perforated The Cat.

Nigel Gave The Lamp A Cautious Buff And Small Smoking Red Letters Appeared In The Air. "hi," Nigel Read Aloud, "do Not Put Down The Lamp Because Your Custom Is Important To Us. Please Leave A Wish After The Tone And, Very Shortly, It Will Be Our Command. In The Meantime, Have A Nice Eternity."

Building A Temple Didn't Mean You Believed In Gods, It Just Meant You Believed In Architecture.

I Don't See What's So Triffic About Creating People As People And Then Gettin' Upset 'cos They Act Like People.

If Words Had Weight, A Single Sentence From Death Would Have Anchored A Ship.