Sometimes In Football You Have

Gianfranco Zola Once Sent Gary Pallister The Wrong Way To Such An Extent That He Needed A Ticket To Get Back In.

I Can't Believe It. I Can't Believe It. Football. Bloody Hell.

That Lad Must Have Been Born Offside.

If He Was An Inch Taller He'd Be The Best Center Half In Britain. His Father Is 6 Ft 2 In - I'd Check The Milkman.

Manchester United Might Not Win Premier League Every Year, But We'd Always Be Up There Competing For It Every Year.