Sometimes I Wish I Had

Sometimes In A Movie, The Lines Are So Perfect.

Big News From Last Night's Republican Debate, You Guys. It Turns Out George Bush Was Actually The Smart Texas Governor.

Oh Here's An Idea: Let's Make Pictures Of Our Internal Organs And Give Them To Other People We Love On Valentine's Day. That's Not Weird At All.

You Only Think Of The Best Comeback When You Leave.

It's All About The Script. Reality Is Key To Me And Less Cutesy.