Sometimes I Try To Take

Bill Has Three Goldfish. He Buys Two More. How Many Dogs Live In London?

Stereotypically Speaking Feminists Can't Take A Joke. ::audience Boo:: See?

You Know What Our Number One Threat Is? Heart Disease.

The Only Road To Doing Good Shows, Is Doing Bad Shows.

If I Found Myself Alone On Planet Earth, No Other Humans, I Would Have Sex With A Monkey In Like Two Minutes. Two Minutes. That's Really Not Long Enough To Be Sure You're Alone On The Earth, Even. That's Like... I Walk Outside, It's- There's Not Much Traffic. "oh, My God, It's Just Me! I'm Gonna Have Sex With A Monkey Right Now. Oh, No-there's A Person."