Sometimes I Think Texas Exists

If An Armed Nation Were A Polite Nation, America Would Be Paradise. We Have More Than 200 Million Guns In Private Owernship Here. But Our Manners Are Not Getting Better.

As They Say Around The Texas Legislature, If You Can't Drink Their Whiskey, Screw Their Women, Take Their Money, And Vote Against 'em Anyway, You Don't Belong In Office.

If You Really Wanted To Settle Down The Middle East, If What You Wanted Was Change In The Middle East, It Is Perfectly Obvious That The First Step Is Resolving The Israeli/palestinian Conflict.

When Michael Jackson, A Poor Black Boy Who Grew Up To Be A Rich, White Woman, Married Elvis Presley's Daughter The Scientologist. Makes You Proud To Be An American, Dudn't It?

Any Nation That Can Survive What We Have Lately In The Way Of Government, Is On The High Road To Permanent Glory.