Sometimes I Make My Life

I Don't Want To Be Known As This Goody-two-shoes Who Can Only Do Comedies Where Puppies Are Licking Peanut Butter Off My Face.

It's Always Cool To Meet People Who Can Do Things That You Have No Capacity To Do.

When My Dad Was Young He Shot Marbles. When I Was Young I Played Marble Madness On My Nintendo Entertainment System.

Nobody Actually Ever Does This—escaping Through A Window.

I'm Not A Gay Man, But I Will Say This: I Get It Now. I Know What All The Hype Is About.