Sometimes I Make My Life

Just Me Onstage With A Mike Having An Intimate Relationship With The Audience. I Don't Get Nervous For That. I Just Get Excited.

I Think I Invented The Phrase 'don't Overdo It.'

Every Few Months I'll Pop Into A Comedy Club Or Go To Vegas.

Think First. Think Twice. Think Again. Respect Others. Respect Yourself. Respect Dreams.

I Would Always Love To Be An Athlete, But It's Got To Be A Tough Day When You Have To Hang Up Those Cleats.