Sometimes, I Go To Barnes

I Really Do Take More Vacations Than The President. You Can Quote Me On That.

Actually, I Stopped Looking At Myself In The Mirror Years Ago. I Wasn't Making It To Work On Time.

One Time A Reporter Asked Me What My Worst Quality Was. I Looked Him In The Eyes Then Punched Him In The Face. I Kind Of Felt Bad About It Later, But He Didn't Need To Be Rude.

That Cyclone In Burma? That Was Just Me Doing The Dance To That Annoying Ass Song.

People Compared Garden State To The Graduate, But When Was The Last Time You Saw Dustin Hoffman Doing What I Do?