Sometimes I Get The Feeling

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.

A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where The Commencement Speaker Tells Thousands Of Students Dressed In Identical Caps And Gowns That 'individuality' Is The Key To Success.

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.

We Have Enough People Who Tell It Like It Is - Now We Could Use A Few Who Tell It Like It Can Be.