Sometimes I Find The Best

You See, To Tall Men I'm A Midget, And To Short Men I'm A Giant; To The Skinny Ones I'm A Fat Man, And To The Fat Ones I'm A Thin Man.

For Instance," Said The Boy Again, "if Christmas Trees Were People And People Were Christmas Trees, We'd All Be Chopped Down, Put Up In The Living Room, And Covered In Tinsel, While The Trees Opened Our Presents." "what Does That Have To Do With It?" Asked Milo. "nothing At All," He Answered, "but It's An Interesting Possibility, Don't You Think?

Where Is The Sound?" Someone Hastily Scribbled On The Blackboard, And They All Waited Anxiously For The Reply. Milo Caught His Breath, Picked Up The Chalk, And Explained Simply, "it's On The Tip Of My Tongue.

But Why Do Only Unimportant Things?" Asked Milo, Who Suddenly Remembered How Much Time He Spent Each Day Doing Them. "think Of All The Trouble It Saves," The Man Explained, And His Face Looked As If He'd Be Grinning An Evil Grin--if He Could Grin At All. "if You Only Do The Easy And Useless Jobs, You'll Never Have To Worry About The Important Ones Which Are So Difficult. You Just Won't Have The Time. For There's Always Something To Do To Keep You From What You Really Should Be Doing, And If It Weren't For That Dreadful Magic Staff, You'd Never Know How Much Time You Were Wasting.

But I Suppose There's A Lot To See Everywhere, If Only You Keep Your Eyes Open.