Sometimes I Feel So Sick

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.

This Is A Big Surprise I Don't Agree With The Concept Of Award Ceremonies, But I'm Prepared To Make An Exception For The Ones I'm Nominated For. The Last Time There Was A Naked Man Covered In Gold Paint In My House, It Was Me.

The Bad Artists Imitate, The Great Artists Steal.

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than Someone Who Wants To Make The World A Better Place.