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I Dress Like An Old Woman In My Real Life. If You're Having Conversations With People, You Don't Want Them To Remember You As The Girl With The Tits, You Want Them To Pay Attention To What You're Saying

I Changed Schools A Lot When I Was In Elementary School Because Some Girls Were Mean. They Were Less Mean In Middle School, Because I Was Doing All Right; Although This One Girl Gave Me Invitations To Hand Out To Her Birthday Party That I Wasn't Invited To.

It's Interesting That There's So Many Different Sides Of This: Women Get Frustrated That We Don't Get Paid Enough; And Then The Republicans Or The Ceos That Are Men Say, "well, It's Because Women Take Off Time For Maternity Leave."

I Think All Mothers Are A Nightmare - I Don't Think You Can Have Children And Not Lose Your Goddamn Mind.

I Started To Write An Apology, But I Don't Have Anything To Say I'm Sorry For.