Sometimes Howard [cosell] Makes Me

My Way Of Joking Is To Tell The Truth. That's The Funniest Joke In The World.

That All You Got, George?

I Always Liked To Chase The Girls. Parkinson's Stops All That. Now I Might Have A Chance To Go To Heaven.

When Your Mother Dies, It Really Hurts. But With Time, You Get Used To It. That's Nature's Way.

Anywhere I Go, There Is Always An Incredible Crowd That Follows Me. In Rome, As I Land At The Airport, Even The Men Kiss Me. I Love Rome.