Sometimes Crazy Just Isn't Enough.

Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And 3/4 Percent Guaranteed.)

Remember Me And Smile, For It's Better To Forget Than To Remember Me And Cry.

The Words In This Book Are All Phooey. When You Say Them, Your Lips Will Make Slips And Back Flips And Your Tongue May End Up In Saint Looey!

It's Opener, Out There, In The Wide, Open Air.

Fame You'll Be Famous, As Famous As Can Be, With Everyone Watching You Win On Tv, Except When They Don't Because Sometimes They Won't.