Somehow, I Don't Think Jesus

There's Over A Billion People On This Planet That Don't Have Access To Clean Drinking Water.

I Rallied Against Clinton When He Was In Office. I Didn't Vote For Him In '96. I Didn't Vote For Gore In 2000.

I Have Been Aspiring To Write Some Sort Of Literature For A Long Time.

Any Time You Got The Pope And The Dixie Chicks Against You, Your Time Is Up.

The Difference Between Ignorant And Educated People Is That The Latter Know More Facts. But That Has Nothing To Do With Whether They Are Stupid Or Intelligent. The Difference Between Stupid And Intelligent People-and This Is True Whether Or Not They Are Well-educated-is That Intelligent People Can Handle Subtlety. They Are Not Baffled By Ambiguous Or Even Contradictory Situations-in Fact, They Expect Them And Are Apt To Become Suspicious When Things Seem Overly Straightforward.