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Families, Generally, Suck. And I Say That As Someone Who, Like My Husband, Had Parents Who Proved The Proverbial Exception To The Rule.

A Wedding Is A Funeral Which Masquerades As A Feast. And The Greater The Pageantry, The Deeper The Savagery.

In My Third Husband I Had Discovered A Blissfully Laid-back Type Who Thought It Nothing Less Than Hilarious When I Misread The Map On The Way To Wales, So It Took Us An Extra Three Hours, Or When I Was Sick In A Plastic Carrier Bag During Much Of The Drive Back From Devon - A Bag That Turned Out To Have A Hole In It.

I Wouldn't Know How To Fool A Man Any More. My Deceiving Days Seem So Long Ago.