Some People Never Have Anything

If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man A Little, She Doesn't Love Him.

It Is Your Enemies Who Keep You Straight. For Real Use One Active, Sneering Enemy Is Worth Two Ordinary Friends.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

Friends Are Like A Pleasant Park Where You Wish To Go; While You May Enjoy The Flowers, You May Not Eat Them.

Youth Is About The Only Thing Worth Having, And That Is About The Only Thing Youth Has.