Some Men Are Alive Simply

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

A Woman Is As Old As She Looks Before Breakfast.

The Only Gambling Tip Which Amounts To Anything Is To Keep Out Of The Game.

A Good Scare Is Worth More To A Man Than Good Advice.