Soft Rock Music Isn’t Rock,

The Planet Is Fine. The People Are F****d. Because Everyone Is Trying To Save The Planet. The Planet Doesn’t Need That. The Planet Will Take Care Of Itself. People Are Selfish. And That's What They're Doing Is Trying To Save The Planet For Themselves To Have A Nicer Place To Live.

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

Why Don't They Have Waiters In Waiting Rooms?

The Women Who Line Up At A Comic's Dressing-room Door Are Not What You'd Call Your Class Groupies.

I Don't Have Hobbies; Hobbies Cost Money. Interests Are Quite Free.