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We Are All Born Like Catholics, Aren't We—in Limbo, Without Religion, Until Some Figure Introduces Us To God?

When You've Suffered A Great Deal In Life, Each Additional Pain Is Both Unbearable And Trifling.

Sometimes I Got My Majors Mixed Up. A Number Of My Fellow Religious-studies Students - Muddled Agnostics Who Didn't Know Which Way Was Up, Who Were In The Thrall Of Reason, That Fool's Gold For The Bright - Reminded Me Of The Three-toed Sloth; And The Three-toed Sloth, Such A Beautiful Example Of The Miracle Of Life, Reminded Me Of God.

My Alarm Clock During My Childhood Was A Pride Of Lions.

My Feelings Can Perhaps Be Imagined, But They Can Hardly Be Described.