Soccer Is Like Punk Rock:

Styx And The Stones May Break My Bones But 'more Than Words' Will Never Hurt Me

Somewhere, At Some Point, Somehow, Somebody Decided That Death Equals Credibility.

The Essays Are Very Solipsistic And Self-absorbed, I'm Totally Conscious Of That. To Me, Book Writing Is Fun, And I Basically Just Write About Things That Are Entertaining To Myself.

And I Spilled Gravy On My Carolina Sweater, Because I Am Alive.

Maybe It Takes Forty Years Of Your Life To Understand How The World Seems To Work.