Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell

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Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

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Creativity Is A By-product Of Hard Work. If I Never Have Another Really New Idea, It Won't Matter.