So, You Can Make Me

What Do You Plan To Do With All Your Freedom?

If You Call Me A New-age, Airy-fairy, Hippie-dippy Airhead I Will Shove My Crystals Up Your Ass.

Anything A Wife Should Do, I'm Terrible At. Anything A Mistress Should Do, I'll Try.

Robert Plant Asked Me To Marry Him, But I Said 'no.' I Mean, You Just Don't Want To Marry Someone You've Wanted To Do It With Since You Were Thirteen, Because, Well, If He Farts, I Would, Like, Die!

An Ounce Of Breast Milk Is Even More Potent Than The Finest Tequila.