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America's Religion, This Is It, Gang. This Is All You Need To Know: There Is A God. He Is Going To Judge Us. We Should Be Good To Each Other, Because Daddy Is Going To Be Pissed In The End If We're Not. That's It. That's Called A Big Principle.

Please Stop Teaching My Children That Everyone Gets A Trophy Just For Participating. What Is This, The Nobel Prize? Not Everybody Gets A Trophy.

When You Aren't Drinking Or Using Drugs Or Spending Lots Of Money On Fancy Toys Or Basking In The Glow Of Fame Or Working All The Time Or Eating Your Way Through The Refrigerator, Being Hateful And Angry Is A Very Handy Shield From The Truth. It Lets You Focus On Everyone Else's Shortcomings, And All The Ways They Have Let You Down. You Can Bemoan How All These Broken People Keep Finding You Somehow. That Way You Don't Have To Focus On What Really Matters -- The Tough Work Of Fiing What Is Broken Inside You.

A-tone-ment-its A Chance To Fix The Unfixable And To Start All Over Again. It Begins When You Forgive Yourself For All You've Done Wrong, And Forgive Others For All They've Done To You. Your Mistakes Aren't Mistakes Anymore, They're Just Things That Make You Stronger.

I Have No Desire To Be President Of The United States. Zero Desire. I Don't Think That I Would Be Electable. And There Are Far Too Many People That Are Far Smarter Than Me To Be President. I'd Like To Find One With Some Honor And Integrity. I Haven't Seen Them Yet, But They'll Show Up.