Snowball Just Leads Elves On,

I Always Think It's A Good Policy To Like The People Who Like You.

In My Dream World Gay People In America Would Get The Right To Marry, And Not A One Of Them Would Use That Right.

As Bad A Dresser As I Am, Anything Beats Being Judged By My Character.

Weird Doors Open. People Fall Into Things.

I Mean, I'm Always Happy If I Have, Like, Humiliating Asshole Things That I Did. I Think: Oh Good, That's A Good Story. Because If You Write About Humiliating Asshole Things Other People Do It Doesn't Work As Well. I Mean, You Can, But You Can Get Away With It Better If You Talk About What An Asshole You Are. It's Much Easier.