Snarls And Sobs Show That

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

You Are So Tactful That I Have No Idea What You Want.

When A Paradox Is Widely Believed, It Is No Longer Recognized As A Paradox.

Civilization Creates Discontents; Barbarism Creates Quick Endings.