Smoking Dope And Smoking Coke,

To Me, Friendship Means Loving Tolerance.

I Just Don't Like Big Guys Who Speak Cryptically And Act Like They Understand The Language Better Than Me.

I Like To Be A Little More Difficult To Nail Down That That Just Inside Myself, But When Someone's Motivations, Even If They Wind Up Falling In One Side Or The Other Of The Debate, When They're Personal And Also When They're Masked By Something That Only The Audience Knows Is Really Their Motivation, That To Me Is Just What I Call Entertainment.

I Saw School Of Rock, And I Was Like, Why Haven't I Worked With Richard Linklater Already? Then By The Time I Got Him I Was Like, I'm Really Pissed Off I Feel Like You Owe Me Some Retroactive Swag. He Gave Me The 10-year Anniversary "dazed And Confused" T-shirt, Which I Still Wear With Relish.

I Remember When People Said, "man, That's A Powerful Scene In The Movie!" And I Was Like, "we Just Shot This Thing Before Lunch, I Don't Know, He Tears A Log Apart, I Said Some Words".