Smile, It's Free Therapy.

When All Is Lost, Ask The I.r.s. - They'll Find Something.

Desperation Is Like Stealing From The Mafia: You Stand A Good Chance Of Attracting The Wrong Attention.

First Rule Of Economics 101: Our Desires Are Insatiable. Second Rule: We Can Stomach Only Three Big Macs At A Time.

If You Love Something Let It Go Free. If It Doesn't Come Back, You Never Had It. If It Comes Back, Love It Forever.

Happiness In The Present Is Only Shattered By Comparison With The Past.