Skiing Is Better Than Sex

He Won't Fly On The Balinese Airline, Garuda, Because He Won't Fly On Any Airline Where The Pilots Believe In Reincarnation.

Skiing Is Better Than Sex Actually, Because For Me A Good Round Of Sex Might Be Seven Minutes. Skiing You Can Do For Seven Hours.

I Say That I Can't Make Anything Up. I Think Of Myself As A Collage Artist. I'm Cutting And Pasting Memories Of My Life. And I Say, I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell A Life. I Would Prefer To Tell It Because Telling You're Always In Control, You're Like God.

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.

I Understood Once I Held A Baby In My Arms, Why Some People Have The Need To Keep Having Them.